Grumpy K

Ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't care less about the royal wedding. It looks like I'm alone, as the majority of people will be watching tonight. I promise you though I will not, and in twenty years when someone asks what I was doing when William and Kate got married, I will reply "Aren't they the two that got divorced not long after and she mysteriously died in a car crash?".

Point is I don't care, but I care that people care... I really do, it's like the world has been hypnotised by two people getting married.

"But he's the future king", people will say. My reply to that is...

"So what, what does it mean to be King of England anyway, he wont have powers to do anything, he'll just live of the tax payers, visit lots of places and sound pompous".

I just don't get it, I don't understand the hype. If we put this energy into feeding the hungry, ending tyranny, or 'insert worthy cause here' then we would live in a world I would want to raise my children in. At the moment all I see is two twats getting married who will be divorced in a few years anyway. Yay us!

This is the subject of today's slightly angry song...